More jokes.. I like

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $100 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.

"Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master.

The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

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A well dressed gentleman enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders 4 very very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron.

The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds.

The bartender comments, "Wow, you sure must have a problem."
"If you had what I had," the man replies, "you'd drink them fast, too."
Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks, "What do you have?"

"Fifty cents," the man answers.

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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.

"Doc, You gotta help me, I'm in love with my horse," he said.
"Ohh, that's normal. Nothing to worry about," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a cat that we both love so very much."

"Ah, but doc," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse."

"Ahhh! whoahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?"

"Female, of course," said the man. "What??!! You think I'm gay?"

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