On a lighter note ...

In the spirit of celebration & on a lighter note, here are some of the jokes which I personally find it to be very funny & deserve to be shared with others.

I do love jokes very much not only because they make me laugh but I believe they also bring out positive vibes from our body.

If you don’t believe why not try it… just LAUGH!

P/S

“Laughter is the best medicine” & without it life would be too dull, don’t you think?

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When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

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A plane was taking off from KLIA.

After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Kuala Lumpur to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax...OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!

Then a passenger in Coach yelled,

"That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

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A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.

He sat down and asked his mate what happened.

"Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met this lady who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was her ball. I called out to the lady and said, 'Lady, does this look like yours?'.. And then she came & hit me in the neck with her driver!"

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Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.